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Financial Crisis
The current financial crisis explained
in a single picture:

This financial crisis is forcing State
and local agencies to make some tough decisions.

For the solution, click continue

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen.

It's length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing.

Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could.

"I am so sorry," she said.  "I don't know what came over me.  On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again.  Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

Check out the lucky girl . . . . click continue reading

If you think gas prices are a bit high, you can relate to this I'm SURE!  . . .

The really important question?

Did Philip Fart?
What the Heck...he's almost ninety, and at that age you don't hold anything back even if you want to!
What do you think?

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There are many "fungi" erroneously given the name "Brain Fungus", but in some cases, it's certainly understandable...

The following is a "Pantransient" image, developed by renowned brain scientist, Gus Funderson (no relation) to determine if an individual has "Brain Fungus".. Pan meaning "all" and transient meaning "impermanent". The image is composed of very small grey areas (pixels) which are rapidly bouncing off the green borders of the image, along with a black dot in the center which is fixed. The movement of the grey pixels is extremely fast and mathematically tuned to human brain-wave activity. An uninfected individual will see a grey area surrounded by a green border. The altered brain wave frequency of a human brain infected with brain fungus will see colored blotches. If you see colors in the image below, please DO NOT PANIC!

The first step is to determine the stage of infection! Click on the image to enlarge it. Center your eyes in front of the image, approximately 18 inches away and focus intently on the black dot. You may actually experience your mind battling against the fungus for control of your will. After battling for control of the black dot for a period of time, you may find that much of the color dissipates - THIS IS GOOD! It means that you still have some control, and you're not fully infected (yet).

"Pantransient Image" developed by Gus Funderson to test for Brain Fungus
While intensely focusing on the black dot, determine the percentage of
"color blotches" that remain visible relative to your starting amount.
Note: Just see grey with a green border? GREAT! You're not infected (yet).
100% remaining = 100% infection
50% remaining = 50% infection
and so on...