Want to see something really fugly?

There are many "fungi" erroneously given the name "Brain Fungus", but in some cases, it's certainly understandable...

The following is a "Pantransient" image, developed by renowned brain scientist, Gus Funderson (no relation) to determine if an individual has "Brain Fungus".. Pan meaning "all" and transient meaning "impermanent". The image is composed of very small grey areas (pixels) which are rapidly bouncing off the green borders of the image, along with a black dot in the center which is fixed. The movement of the grey pixels is extremely fast and mathematically tuned to human brain-wave activity. An uninfected individual will see a grey area surrounded by a green border. The altered brain wave frequency of a human brain infected with brain fungus will see colored blotches. If you see colors in the image below, please DO NOT PANIC!

The first step is to determine the stage of infection! Click on the image to enlarge it. Center your eyes in front of the image, approximately 18 inches away and focus intently on the black dot. You may actually experience your mind battling against the fungus for control of your will. After battling for control of the black dot for a period of time, you may find that much of the color dissipates - THIS IS GOOD! It means that you still have some control, and you're not fully infected (yet).

"Pantransient Image" developed by Gus Funderson to test for Brain Fungus
While intensely focusing on the black dot, determine the percentage of
"color blotches" that remain visible relative to your starting amount.
Note: Just see grey with a green border? GREAT! You're not infected (yet).
100% remaining = 100% infection
50% remaining = 50% infection
and so on...